Famous People: Please Stop Dying
Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:51
Just a quick note to any famous people that may be reading my blog. A simple request: Please stop dying. I’m getting tired of being surprised, and I’m developing TMJ from my jaw continually dropping. Your bad health is just not good for my health.
None of you seem to be immune, and my head is starting to hurt from all the possible options of who might be next.
Stop taking excessive medication and get to a real doctor. It’s frightening to think that the cast of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew actually aren’t the losers, but the winners in this whole thing. No offense to Jeff Conaway, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he went down for the count – but Billy Mays? Give me a break.
This brings up another thought – If you get hit on the head, go to the hospital. If you fall on the set, go to the hospital. If you have a hangnail, go to the hospital. I’m not fooling around here, and neither shoud you – your life hangs in the balance.
Please – if not for yourself, think of us – stem the tide before we have to depend on those kids from America’s Got Talent as our only source of entertainment. You don’t want that, do you?
