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The Chia Snuggie!

What’s better than one amazing product? Why, two, of course! Now even more money can be made by combining two favorites into one! Click the graphic below:

The Chia Snuggie!

Manure Blocks

The recycled building blocks for children and their eco-savvy adults. When life gives you crap – build something with it!

Manuer Blocks

F–k Mia!

The new musical that proves ABBA has started a bad trend…

F-Mia!

Raid Stick

Raid Insecticide Stick

When it comes to killing bugs – we’ve written the book on the subject. Really. It’s called “Killing God’s smallest creatures for your selfish comfort.” It’s good; we’ve sold a bunch of them.

We have more ways to kill a cockroach than you can shake a stick at. Or a bug zapper. We’ve got a whole department that shoots all kinds of chemicals into little plastic boxes with the ugly little creepy-crawlies in them – then time the length of their demise to the last little twitch. You’d think we would have it made. But darn it, we have shareholders, and they want us to keep making more money. Every year, they want to see a greener bottom line than the previous year. So, it’s time to put our money where our mouth is,

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The New Shick Decca

Ten blades of shaving goodness

You don’t just want a shave, you want a shave that LASTS.

No five o’clock shadow for you. You want to be smooth for the entire day. The entire week. The rest of your life.

That’s where the Shick Decca comes in. Not one, not two, not four, but TEN blades. Ten blades give you the ultimate shave. The best shave you’ll ever have. The LAST shave you’ll ever have.

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