The Chia Snuggie!

Friday, 5 March 2010 01:54

What’s better than one amazing product? Why, two, of course! Now even more money can be made by combining two favorites into one! Click the graphic below:

Manure Blocks

Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:58

The recycled building blocks for children and their eco-savvy adults. When life gives you crap – build something with it!

F–k Mia!

Tuesday, 19 August 2008 02:24

The new musical that proves ABBA has started a bad trend…

Raid Stick

Wednesday, 25 June 2008 12:55

When it comes to killing bugs – we’ve written the book on the subject. Really. It’s called “Killing God’s smallest creatures for your selfish comfort.” It’s good; we’ve sold a bunch of them.

We have more ways to kill a cockroach than you can shake a stick at. Or a bug zapper. We’ve got a whole department that shoots all kinds of chemicals into little plastic boxes with the ugly little creepy-crawlies in them – then time the length of their demise to the last little twitch. You’d think we would have it made. But darn it, we have shareholders, and they want us to keep making more money. Every year, they want to see a greener bottom line than the previous year. So, it’s time to put our money where our mouth is, and come up with a new product.

But what to do? We already have sprays, pumps, hotels, houses, traps, strips, bait – all kinds of fun stuff to keep kids busy and make the dog deathly ill. We’ve pretty much covered it all. If you want a bug dead, we’ve got product to kill them with. Many times over. It’s almost like nuclear proliferation around here.

So, after careful thought, and looking at current target demographics, we would like to introduce you to the newest member of our poisonous family. The new look of destruction: Raid Stick. A concentrated solid that dries instantly and leaves no sticky residue. No flaky white powder or drippy goo to ruin the look of your home. Raid Stick comes in fresh scent, powder fresh and sport fragrances. Protection from bugs that lasts all day, even in the most stressful households. And, of course, it doesn’t hurt the environment.

No mess, no fuss. Raid Insecticide Stick. Kills on contact. But you better be a good aim. And quick – those ugly little buggers can move pretty fast.

Raid Stick. We’re pulling your Johnson.

The New Shick Decca

Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:44

You don’t just want a shave, you want a shave that LASTS.

No five o’clock shadow for you. You want to be smooth for the entire day. The entire week. The rest of your life.

That’s where the Shick Decca comes in. Not one, not two, not four, but TEN blades. Ten blades give you the ultimate shave. The best shave you’ll ever have. The LAST shave you’ll ever have.

Why? Because ten blades are WAY too many. But we know that we have to out-blade our competition. We have to be the BEST. Because you want the BEST. Whether it’s good for you, or not.

Our studies show that ten blades not only take off your beard, not only take it off from just below the skin level, but also take off the first three layers of skin. That means not only much pain and suffering just to look good, but that pesky beard will never bother you again.

The Shick Decca – the ten blade razor that cuts your head clean off. When it comes to adding more blades – We’re Shick of it ™.